The Bachelorette Post-Show Hangover:
Episode 6 – The Disappearance of Cush
Mysteries, mysteries. This week’s Bachelorette recap finds us hot on the trail of several burning questions. Namely:
What is Kerry’s actual job title? Like, “What would ya say ya do here?” IT? Content? Digital… socials? The guys have many guesses and no answers. Much like Hunter and Kerry had wild imaginings of what happened to Cush Tuesday night.
Have you ever had a friend go missing long enough that you thought they were dead? Like, legitimately “Without a Trace” or lying on a sidewalk in a pool of their own blood? These are some of the scenarios Kerry and Hunter began considering after their fifth text and second unreturned phone call.
And, just what are the intrinsic qualities of grown-ass “mens”? Do they “fever clean” like Hunter? Smoke show: adjective or noun? Does pear belong in a salad? Did Noah ever really believe in the ‘stache, or was it just a pubic ploy for alone time with Tayisha? In this spine-tingling episode of Hunter & Cush, we find ourselves with more questions than answers.
So, grab yourself a fistful of fried chicken and a fistful of arugula – scroll on for photographic evidence of that bounty – and dive with us into the unsolved mysteries of Cush’s nocturnal habits and The Bachelorette: Episode 6.
Oh, you just want to see gratuitous amounts of arugula, do you? Here’s the outcome of Arugula Gate 2020. Bear in mind, at the time of purchase, this was intended as a side salad for four. Bottom line: never tell Cush he can’t identify a species of dark leafy green. You will be eating “tangy” salads for the rest of the year:
